How to Make a Scrote

It doesn't take much tossing to win folks over to scrotoss, and once won the most immediate concern is the creation of one's very own scrote. Luckily, scrotes can be quickly made with easily available household items.

Basic scrote:

You need:
two pairs of socks
sand
12 inches of rope or cord
scissors

Instructions:
Pretty simple. Fill 2 of the 4 socks with equal handfulls of sand. Tie them off and cut off the extra sock material beyond the knots. Place a sand-filled sock into each of the two remaining socks. Use the cord to tie them together. Cut off the remaining sock material. Presto! You're done.

Now, if you want to get fancy, you can make a "regulation" scrote.

Reg Scrote:

You need:
a sheet of leather or suede about a foot on a side (a cheapo jacket from Value Village can work)
scissors, leather snips, whatever -- something to cut with
a leather awl would hurt, either
2 socks
sand
twine

Instructions:
Cut two identical 12-inch-long dumbell-shaped pieces from the leather/suede. Use the twine to sew around the edges, leaving room to insert the testes. As with the basic scrote, fill 2 socks with sand, tie them off and cut off the remaining sock. Stick the socks in the dumbell pouch you've made and seal off the rest of the pouch with the twine. Presto again! You're done again! B-Bam!

Of course, these are early designs. Committed tossers are encouraged to use their imaginations to come up with new designs or improvements on the old. Good luck! Scroton!